Rumours and News

[alt_luna]

Under the 'Rumour' category:

Professor Hooch is going to be the new Head of Gryffindor.

The Slytherin Common Room is going to swap places with the Ravenclaw Common Room, and the Ravenclaw colours will be changing to green and silver, and the Slytherin colours will be changing to blue and bronze. I don't quite believe that one, myself.

Sirius Black is alive, and he was last seen trying to buy a dinner of fish and chips in Manchester. The innkeeper screeched when he recognised his face from the wanted poster, and then when they tried to seize him, Sirius Black sprang into a portrait of King Arthur with the Knights of the Round Table that was hanging on the wall and he mounted the horses of one of the Knights and galloped away, disappearing out of the frame. Which would be quite a neat trick, really, if it's true. I have been told I must not talk about this. Perhaps the method of escape is a secret that the Ministry does not want to get out. Anyway, I am sorry for talking about paintings. Or people who might appear in them.

Under the 'News' category:

A Brindled Crowleree was spotted in Surrey. This is quite exciting, because there haven't been any reports of them in probably at least fifty years or so.

THERE ARE NO RUMOURS. THERE IS NO NEWS. I AM SORRY.

Comments

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Luna IS unpredictable and odd.

I do think that if she knew about this lock she would never tell a soul, ever, no matter what, I mean even if she were cruciated I think she'd never breathe a word.

But she's not very good at lying and misdirecting. The risk with Luna is that the wrong person would KNOW she was hiding SOMETHING.

Hydra --

Last year she believed that muggleborns were born when a human and a PIG had a baby, do you remember her asking Hermione about that? It's what her mother told her. Only an IDIOT could believe something that stupid, and Hydra isn't an idiot -- I think she believed it because she's so afraid to question her mum in any way.