Rumours and News

[alt_luna]

Under the 'Rumour' category:

Professor Hooch is going to be the new Head of Gryffindor.

The Slytherin Common Room is going to swap places with the Ravenclaw Common Room, and the Ravenclaw colours will be changing to green and silver, and the Slytherin colours will be changing to blue and bronze. I don't quite believe that one, myself.

Sirius Black is alive, and he was last seen trying to buy a dinner of fish and chips in Manchester. The innkeeper screeched when he recognised his face from the wanted poster, and then when they tried to seize him, Sirius Black sprang into a portrait of King Arthur with the Knights of the Round Table that was hanging on the wall and he mounted the horses of one of the Knights and galloped away, disappearing out of the frame. Which would be quite a neat trick, really, if it's true. I have been told I must not talk about this. Perhaps the method of escape is a secret that the Ministry does not want to get out. Anyway, I am sorry for talking about paintings. Or people who might appear in them.

Under the 'News' category:

A Brindled Crowleree was spotted in Surrey. This is quite exciting, because there haven't been any reports of them in probably at least fifty years or so.

THERE ARE NO RUMOURS. THERE IS NO NEWS. I AM SORRY.

Comments

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Don't you have anything better to do with your time than prowl around the journals looking to see if anyone's said anything wrong so you can intimidate them? You miserable old bag.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

And Ron FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN don't let your sister answer her back. Hide her journal if you have to. (She goes spare every time anyone says anything remotely nasty to Luna, but it's really going to do Luna no favours if Ginny starts arguing with Bellatrix Lestrange. Nor your family.)

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Yeah, I think she knows. Mum's given us all a lecture about what we write here.

Well not just here here, in Luna's pages, but in the journals altogether.