Come again? They're giving out he's dead but his remains are to go to some obscure and presumably experimental project?

No.

I cry foul. What's more, I'd wonder whether he's really dead, if that's the way they're playing it.

More likely they just wanted to keep him round as a play-toy for old Voldy-trousers. Well, they can just stuff it, that's all.

If we don't flay every one of them alive and then pour lemon juice over them and then grow all their skin back so we can do it again ....

Sorry. I know, that sinks us to their level. I know it.

Merlin, it would feel good, though.