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Moon flower time
Mar. 16th, 2011 09:09 pmI'm rather lucky, because I don't have much physical discomfort at my moon flower time. Here are some things that help me:
If you get lower back pain, just fill your socks with little bags of uncooked rice, so you have extra support under your arches. It really, really helps. What's even better is if you mix in a little lavender with the rice (AND it makes your shoes smell nice. The lavender repels moonflies, too, which are always attracted to girls that time of month, which isn't a very good idea, since they make you forgetful).
Putting a silver teaspoon under your mattress helps. This also lessens the chance that you'll have dreams of werewolves. In case you often do and find them troubling.
Eating chocolate helps, too. Although everyone's rather sick of the taste of it now, aren't they?
(Oh, by the way, Mrs Brown? I need new brassieres. Could we go shopping for them at Easter Break? )
If you get lower back pain, just fill your socks with little bags of uncooked rice, so you have extra support under your arches. It really, really helps. What's even better is if you mix in a little lavender with the rice (AND it makes your shoes smell nice. The lavender repels moonflies, too, which are always attracted to girls that time of month, which isn't a very good idea, since they make you forgetful).
Putting a silver teaspoon under your mattress helps. This also lessens the chance that you'll have dreams of werewolves. In case you often do and find them troubling.
Eating chocolate helps, too. Although everyone's rather sick of the taste of it now, aren't they?
(Oh, by the way, Mrs Brown? I need new brassieres. Could we go shopping for them at Easter Break? )
