I see someone's following the Percy Weasley path to self-righteousness.

Seriously? You're lecturing me about discipline of the body?

Does that line work on Lav when you want to try a new kind of snogging? I hope not. Pomposity's not at all an attractive look for you.

And now you've got bloody SMITH taking the piss. Sometimes I wish you would think a little more about your reputation and less about kissing Professor Dovs's arse.