That was quite exciting!

[alt_luna]

Personally, I think the bludger was affected by the pull of Pluto. Either that, or perhaps it has developed an allergy to the hickory beater bats. Perhaps if they switch to oak, it will be less temperamental.

Comments

[alt_ernie]

Really? I thought it sounded a bit mad.

[alt_percy]

Exactly.

[alt_ernie]

What? I don't get it.

[alt_percy]

I meant that one idea--that the bludger's allergic to the bats OR that Fred and George hexed the bludger--makes just as much sense as the other.

Meaning that both are absolute rubbish.

[alt_ernie]

Oh! Oh right, okay then. Sorry.