Helpful things for our guests to know

[alt_luna]

The pumpkin juice is reliably quite good. On the other hand, there are prunes hidden in the cock-a-leekie soup. Just so you know.

Chocolate caramel ice cream always runs out before any other flavour, whenever it is served at the feasts.

The soldier with the golden ruff in the portrait just to the left of the charms classroom will often offer to help you if you look lost, but he delights in sending people in the wrong direction.

Peeves will usually give you much less trouble if you don't seem to be in a hurry but instead act as if you are happy to stop to chat with him. The conversations you might have with him, however, are usually rather bewildering and often repetitive. And they involve rude noises.

The view from the steps of the owlry at sunset is really worth seeing. And at sunrise, too, if there's hoarfrost.

No matter what the Slytherins have told you, the squid hasn't ever been known to snatch anyone off the shore and drag them under the surface of the lake.

Comments

[alt_draco]

So what it is you've got against Slytherins, Lovegood?

[alt_neville]

Prunes? Really? Ugh. You can't tell.

[alt_justin]

Cheers, Luna, that's quite helpful, indeed!

I say, are you going down to the lake for the event Patil just mentioned? It sounds like a jolly time. I've never seen a Hindu festival before. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever had a proper curry, what!

-Justin

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[alt_lavender]

Could you just stop talking??